And now… the rest of the story.

Tonight, families across America will gather around the television. They’ll watch a bald kid try to kick a football. They’ll watch a beagle dance on a dog house. They’ll watch Charlie Brown get a rock instead of candy.

They’ll laugh.

They won’t know they’re watching a man’s autobiography.

When Charles Schulz was a little boy,…

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