Disclaimer Infrastructure for the Modern Web™
Every thing deserves a disclaimer.
The industry-leading1 platform for generating disclaimer pages for things that probably don't need them.
Use atyourownri.sk at your own risk. This is satire. Obviously.
Companies that could have used us3
Theranos Fyre Festival Pets.com Hooli Juicero
How it works
Three steps. No credit card. No demo call. No sales team.
Because the world needed one more SaaS product. Here it is.
Two distinct tones
Choose Deadpan for the minimalist who communicates through silence, or Legalese for the unhinged WHEREAS energy. Both are equally legally meaningless.
Custom risk clauses
Emotional damage? Existential dread? Bad vibes? Choose from our curated selection of risks, or write your own. The sky is the limit. The limit is also a risk.
Global edge network
Your disclaimers are served from Cloudflare's global network across 300+ cities.11 Because when someone ignores your disclaimer, they should be able to do it fast.
Subdomain vanity
Every disclaimer gets its own subdomain. your-thing.atyourownri.sk.
Put it in your README. Put it in your email signature. Put it on your resume.
We won't judge.
Zero dependencies
No JavaScript frameworks. No build step. No tracking scripts. Just HTML, delivered to a browser, the way the founders intended.7
Open source
The entire codebase is on GitHub. You can read it, fork it, or deploy your own. You probably shouldn't, but you can. At your own risk.
What people are saying12
Real quotes from real people. Realness not guaranteed.
“I added a disclaimer page to my weekend project and now it feels like a real product. It isn't. But it feels like one.”
Sarah K.
Staff Engineer, Untitled Startup
“Our legal team reviewed the legalese template and said, and I quote, "this is not a legal document." Exactly the validation we needed.”
Marcus T.
Head of Compliance, [Stealth Mode]
“I put my sourdough starter on atyourownri.sk. It now has more legal protection than most npm packages.”
Priya V.
SRE Lead, A Series B Company
“Finally, a SaaS product that does exactly what it says and nothing more. Revolutionary. Disruptive. Completely unnecessary.”
James W.
Partner, Unnamed Ventures
FAQ
Fundamentally Ambiguous Quantifications
Is this a real service?
Technically, yes. The disclaimers are real web pages that really exist on the real internet. Whether that makes this "real" is a philosophical question we are not equipped to answer.
Do I need a disclaimer?
Absolutely not. But do you need a coffee mug that says "World's Best Boss"? Need is not the point.
Is this legally binding?
This is as legally binding as a pinky promise made by a stranger on the bus.
Can I use this for my actual product?
You can. At your own risk.
Why GitHub login?
Because every SaaS needs an OAuth provider, and GitHub was right there.
What happens if I need more than 3 pages?
You don't. But if you think you do, please re-evaluate your life choices.
Where is my data stored?
On a Cloudflare server, somewhere in the world, probably near a coast. Beyond that, it's none of our business. Literally. We don't look at it.
Can I delete my account?
Yes. Can you delete the memory of having made one? That's on you.
1 "Industry-leading" is a claim we are making based on the fact that we are the only company in this industry. The industry is "disclaimer page generation as a service." We created the industry. We lead it by default. If a competitor emerges, we will update this footnote. We will not update our product.
2 "Free" as in both "free beer" and "free as in we literally cannot charge you." We have no payment infrastructure. We looked into it. It seemed hard. If you would like to pay us, you may Venmo a stranger and pretend it was us.
3 None of the companies listed are real customers. Some of them are not real companies. The rest are real companies that no longer exist, which, if anything, strengthens the case for disclaimer infrastructure. We are not saying a disclaimer page would have saved them. We are saying it couldn't have hurt. Hooli is fictional, but the point stands.
4 Satire uptime is measured as the percentage of time our content remains satirical. Downtime is defined as any period in which our output is accidentally useful, earnest, or legally sound. We have experienced zero downtime incidents, primarily because our content has never been useful.
5 Disclaimer delivery time is measured edge-to-edge using Cloudflare Workers. Actual time-to-read is significantly longer because the user has to process what they are looking at. Emotional processing time is not included in this metric.
6 The number of lawsuits prevented by atyourownri.sk is exactly zero (0). This is because our disclaimers are not legal documents. If you are being sued, please contact an actual lawyer. If you are thinking about suing us, please consult our pricing page for our SLA terms.
7 All HTML is hand-rendered at request time by a Cloudflare Worker. No frameworks were harmed in the making of this product. The HTML contains no tracking pixels, no analytics scripts, no cookie banners (well, one, but it does not collect consent and it cannot be dismissed, so we are counting it as decoration), and no AI-generated content, except in the sense that the person who wrote the templates used AI to write the templates. This footnote is getting uncomfortably meta.
8 We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or even acknowledged by GitHub, Inc. They do not know we exist, and we intend to keep it that way. The use of GitHub OAuth does not imply a partnership, sponsorship, or any form of relationship beyond "we read their docs."
9 "Enterprise-ready" in this context means the subdomain will resolve in a corporate network unless your IT department has blocked it, which, given the domain name, is a real possibility.
10 Based on internal projections. Actual readership of disclaimer pages across the internet is estimated at 0.003%, which is lower than the percentage of people who read software license agreements, which is itself lower than the percentage of people who read terms of service, which is itself lower than the percentage of people who read footnotes like this one. You are statistically remarkable.
11 Cloudflare operates in 300+ cities as of their last count. We have not independently verified this. We are trusting their website, which, if you think about it, means we are trusting a company's marketing page — the very thing our product exists to satirize. The irony is not lost on us. It is, however, stored on their edge network.
12 None of these people exist. All testimonials are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual opinions, held or unheld, is purely coincidental. The sourdough starter, however, is real, and does deserve a disclaimer. If you are a real person who would like to provide a real testimonial, please be aware that we will almost certainly make it worse.
All rights reserved. No rights exercised. Some rights imagined. Product may contain traces of irony. Void where prohibited, which is hopefully nowhere because we really don't want to deal with that. By reading this footnote section in its entirety, you have agreed to nothing, gained nothing, and lost approximately 90 seconds you will never get back. We are sorry. We are not sorry. Both of these statements are true simultaneously. See our pricing page for additional disclaimers about our disclaimers.