The unix_surrealism chronicle
circa 300000 BFM
A race of sentient laptops appears on an island in the Pacific Ocean.
Princess Laptopa begets 7 sons who sail across the world, founding machine city-states.
April 16 2024
unix_surrealism is founded
December 2025
unix_surrealism has 100 members
unix_surrealism is besieged by white supremacists. Pr1nce Noodle organizes the defense of the city and repels the invaders with the power of channel flags.