Move Fast and Break Things
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{{Title text: I was almost fired from a job driving the hearse in funeral processions, but then the funeral home realized how much business I was creating for them.}} [[Man being interviewed at a desk by a woman]] Man: My motto is "move fast and break things." ((below scene)) Jobs I've been fired from -- Fedex driver Crane operator Surgeon Air traffic controller Pharmacist Museum curator Waiter Dog walker Oil tanker captain Violinist Mars rover driver Massage therapist
Comics I enjoy:
Three Word Phrase,
SMBC,
Dinosaur Comics,
Oglaf (nsfw),
A Softer World,
Buttersafe,
Perry Bible Fellowship,
Questionable Content,
Buttercup Festival,
Homestuck,
Junior Scientist Power Hour
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