Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.

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fartscroll.js

Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.

  1. Include "fartscroll.js" in your page. You can include the latest version straight from our CDN:

    <script src="http://code.onion.com/fartscroll.js"></script>
  2. Initialize the fartscroll plugin after the page has loaded:

        // Fart every 400 pixels scrolled in the window
                  fartscroll();
    
                  // Fart every 800 pixels scrolled
                  fartscroll(800);
    
                  // Fart every 100 pixels scrolled (probably a bit much)
                  fartscroll(100);
    
                  // Now I'm just adding more examples to make the page longer
                  fartscroll(50);
    
                  // SO MANY FARTS
                  fartscroll(5);
    
                  // I should register fart.io for this
                  fartscroll(500);
    
                  // I should register fart.io for this
                  fartscroll(400);
    
                  // Dammit, fart.io is taken
                  fartscroll(600);
    
                  // Alright, that's probably enough examples
                  fartscroll(400);
                  

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