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The 1984 Helen Slater-starring Supergirl film was an attempt to cash-in on the successful Salkind-produced Christopher Reeve Superman film series. I enjoy the movie, more in a “so-bad-it’s-good” way; even though the final product is a mess and it’s clear the filmmakers had NO IDEA what they were trying to do. The 2026 Milly Alcock-starring Supergirl is an attempt to introduce Supergirl in DC’s new Gunn-directed universe, and explain why she’s a different character than Superman, rather than just a “female Superman.” The 1984 movie is poorly-conceived, badly-written, is loaded with bad FX and weighed down by bad editing. The 2026 movie is WORTH WATCHING, and even has some greatness, but is hurt by it’s own misguided direction, multiple faults with internal consistency, and mostly poor construction and lack of focus. What most-directly connects the two films is performances by the two stars, Slater and Alcock, elevating the chaos around them. I would have watched Helen Slater play Supergirl opposite Reeve’s Superman, and I’m looking forward to seeing Alcock’s Supergirl alongside Corinswet’s Superman.

This is somewhat of a review with commentary, and there ARE spoilers. If you want to see Supergirl unspoiled (as much as possible) please do not continue.

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This week I played video games.

Half of my time this week has been spent playing Stardew Valley. Just hit winter in the second year, so we’re spending a lot of  time on ginger island trying to get the golden walnuts.

I also picked up Barony. I didn’t know much about the game when I got it, but steam had been recommending it to me for years, so I finally got it. I’m having fun with it, despite the fact that the game definitely encourages multiplayer, and I usually play solo for my roguelikes.

It’s a first-person dungeon crawler, that is perfectly fine with you dyeing a lot. I’m still not entirely sure what I’m doing, but I think I’m doing ok, even when I’m just fumbling around.

How’s everyone else doing?

Issac Young Youngest child of Shamus Young. He/Him



It’s time for Episode 8 of Girls und Panzer, We’re Fighting Pravda! No mystery here; Pravda High School is based on the WW2-era CCCP, or rather U.S.S.R. The Soviet Union. (CCCP only *looks* like CCCP. Let me explain. The Cyrillic words for “Union {of} Soviet Socialist Republics” are ““; that’s not Latin. Those are Cyrillic letters at the beginning of each word, not actually “C”‘s and a “P”. So we “see” CCCP, but it’s actually U.S.S.R.) Pravda *was* the Communist Central Committee’s official newspaper. If you’re a GenX’er, and some Boomers may still remember, this was a well-known fact (I know from experience my very-late Silent/Boomer father does not remember this, but it may be dementia and other influences). When the Soviet Union ended, Pravda was sold by Russian president Boris Yeltsin to a Greek company. In 1996 an internal dispute caused some journalists to split off and reform, with Greek ownership support as far as I can tell, the “Pravda” newspaper run by the new Communist Party of the Russian Federation. The assets still owned by the Greek business formed the *online* version of Pravda, Pravda.ru. Best I can tell, the two have nothing to do with each other.

But like I said, these aren’t the Russians, they’re the Soviets. Pravda High School is located in Aomori City in Aomori Prefecture, the furthest north of Japan’s main island (Honshu). The actual northernmost island and region, Hokkaido, is separated from Aomori by the Tsugaru Straight. The island is also connected by an undersea tunnel. Many of the students of Pravda are from Hokkaido.

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Paige Francis He/him



Writing an article last week about the importance of personal media had me going down a path of research into the preservation of video games both during and after the process. As I suspected, “hackers” and pirates are fighting the good fight with keeping games playable in some form, mostly emulation. However there’s one issue that I don’t see them being able to fix.

Day one patches. They’re everywhere for almost every AAA release. Sometimes it’s little tweaks but they often make massive changes to the game that take them from barely playable to the form they should have been in on release. Try playing ANY Bethesda game without the early patches. Try playing Dark Souls without the early patches. Try playing Gothic, a 25-year-old game remade for modern hardware, it’s literally unplayable if you only have the disc and no internet. Now let’s think forward.

Ten years from now you’re feeling nostalgic for a game that really captured your attention a while ago and you want to share it with your kids or grandkids. So you go into the garage and pull out the overstuffed tote of retro games and random hardware to pull out your Playstation 3. You set it up to your TV and put in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. To your horror you remember how bad the game ran at launch. The servers are down. You can’t patch the game. Guess you’re out of luck.

Now of course most games now have PC ports that are of various qualities and those typically will either have first party support or solid community-based support to keep them alive. Revengeance in particular is one of my favorite games of all time and it’s barely playable if you just boot it up on Steam. Players stepped in where Konami failed and made the game run far better. Console doesn’t have that. Devs get pressured by their studios to hit impossible release dates all the time and one of the ways that the devs can “cut corners” in a way is to release what amounts to a very late beta version of a game and fix it after the discs ship with a day one patch. It has become so common that outside of the indie space it’s just plain expected.

I guess what I’m saying is that some console games come with an expiration date now due to the shifts of game development culture. If Playstation or Xbox or whatever other company decides that they are going to shut down the servers that patch your game, that game is going to be substandard forever.

There is hope. If you remember Konami decided to get out of video games and dive headfirst into pachinko for a few years before realizing how stupid that was for various reasons. They tortured Kojima into resigning from his position, which is a normalized way of circumventing firing people in Japan. By all accounts Kojima was awful to work for and to employ but that’s irrelevant. Part of cutting ties with Kojima was shutting down development of Silent Hills and, for whatever reason, it also included taking down PT from the PSN Store. And then they took it a step further and made it undownloadable from your collection. Well some incredible, intelligent people figured out that you could set up a proxy that circumvented the block and redownload the game.

Maybe, just maybe there will be private servers in the future that allow you to patch your games properly. It would be a lot to maintain but bigger projects have been undertaken for the sake of history and art preservation before. I can only hope.

I’m still collecting physical media as long as it’s an option. I hope it somehow always is but I see the writing on the wall. Once we hit that point I will throw hands with the void and screech, as is my nature.

Ethan Rodgers



I’m feeling a bit better this week, so a bit of games where played.

I finished most of Dave the Diver. I still don’t like some of the boss fights, but other than that, it’s just a really good game.

I’ve also been playing a bit of Stardew Valley with my sibling while recovering. Just as good as ever, nice chill farming, stressful mining, and obligatory fishing minigame. So, that’s been most of my week.

What’s everyone else doing?

Issac Young Youngest child of Shamus Young. He/Him



I have finally reached The Mines of Moria in Lord of the Rings Online. This was the first expansion to the game, released at the end of 2008. This expansion is what prompted me to even try the game. I logged in for the first time in 2009. Never could stick with it. I’ve even talked about two tries here on Twenty Sided. And I finally entered the mines in 2026. I am, I think, about halfway through. Still learning all the aspects of disenchanting and Legendary Items, which first come up in this expansion and apply for the rest of the game, apparently. What’s next? I was never all that interested in the next expansion, Siege of Mirkwood…but I have to admit that’s mainly because *I missed it*. Didn’t even know it existed. There are some fascinating stories in Mirkwood, although I have no idea how they might be handled. (The Hobbit movies (the del Toro/Jackson trilogy) kind of make a mess of the Necromancer plot, IMO.) But overall I am looking forward to that expansion now. The Isengard, Rohan, and Helm’s Deep expansions don’t do anything for me. Looking through the various stories they cover (just) now does show some things I’m interested in, however. Well, Helm’s Deep does, although it occurs to me they could all be part of the “Epic Battle” system that expansion introduced. And which I’m *not* interested in. Some of the newest stuff sounds interesting. I also really want to visit Erebor and the Dale-lands, but I honestly don’t know how right now. I don’t even know when it was added to the game. Logically it would be near Mirkwood, but I’m pretty sure the handful of quests I’ve seen for The Lonely Mountain are over level 100, and Mirkwood is gonna be something like 70’s.

Made a strawberry pie last night that DID NOT work out. I’m just now learning how to bake pies and am starting with pre-made pie crusts. Dylan Hollis mentioned something about “using pre-made is fine; you can always make your own if you like that kind of low-level anxiety” and I want NOTHING to do with that. But last night’s lesson was that blind-baking a pie crust requires a weight in the bottom or the crust will shrink A LOT; and only use a big pie plate if the recipe SAYS it needs a big pie plate. Otherwise your pie crust and subsequent pie will do just fine in the regular, smaller, pie plate. (the pie is delicious, by the way)

And now we return to Girls und Panzer: The Anzio Battle is (not) Next!

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Paige Francis He/him