Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help.
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Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.
The inspiration for this idea came from watching philosophy debates with celebrity New Agers.
After sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, I decided to have a crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things up a bit. I cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliché sentence patterns and this is the result.
You’ll get some profound-sounding nonsense here, too.
So, what is this for? Put it on your website as placeholder text. Print it out as a speech for your next affirmation circle and see if anyone can guess a computer wrote it. Use it to write the hottest new bestseller in the self-help section, or generate marketing copy for a new line of cheesecloth tunics or zero-point energy wands!