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Alamo Drafthouse Torpedoes Its Beloved 'No Phones' Policy to Bring You...More PhonesBy Jim VorelJanuary 9, 2026 | 6:04pm -
Splinter: Meet Tricia McLaughlin, Mouthpiece for the Very Worst Trump Administration AtrocitiesBy Jim VorelJanuary 9, 2026 | 3:13pm -
Comment of the Week: 'Witch-Shaped Hole'By Lauren TousignantJanuary 9, 2026 | 1:13pm -
Mike Johnson Lost Control of His House (Again). That’s Worth a Little Dance.By Danielle HanJanuary 9, 2026 | 12:49pm -
Why, Dax, Why?By Claire GuinanJanuary 9, 2026 | 11:16am -
John Mulaney postpones Minneapolis shows after shooting by ICEBy Drew GillisJanuary 9, 2026 | 10:13am -
X limits sexualized AI deepfakes to paying customersBy Drew GillisJanuary 9, 2026 | 9:33am -
Trump Officially Withdraws U.S. from UN Groups Focused on Women's Rights and Sexual HealthBy Danielle HanJanuary 8, 2026 | 6:17pm -
After ICE Killed a Woman, Too Many Newsrooms Chose Government PR Over Actual JournalismBy Nora Biette-TimmonsJanuary 8, 2026 | 4:53pm -
David Byrne honors teenage melodrama with "Drivers License" coverBy Drew GillisJanuary 8, 2026 | 4:30pm -
As Venezuela Attack Death Toll Continues to Rise, Congress May Finally Take a StandBy Jim VorelJanuary 8, 2026 | 4:12pm -
JD Vance Calls Mamdani 'The Guy Who Wants to Take All Property Away from White People'By Danielle HanJanuary 8, 2026 | 1:15pm -
Even When It's Pointless, the Trump Admin Automatically Ignores Judge's RulingsBy Jim VorelJanuary 8, 2026 | 12:12pm -
Letterboxd Claims Its 1st Celebrity Victim of the Year: Hudson WilliamsBy Claire GuinanJanuary 8, 2026 | 12:04pm -
Splinter: How to Stay Sane in a World That's Gone MadBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 8, 2026 | 11:51am -
ICE Agents Quick to Fire Pepper Balls at Minneapolis Protesters Thursday MorningBy Lauren TousignantJanuary 8, 2026 | 11:31am -
Spotify's Continued Platforming of ICE Is IndefensibleBy Casey Epstein-GrossJanuary 8, 2026 | 3:00am -
Stephen Miller Yearns for a World of Only Stephen MillersBy Danielle HanJanuary 7, 2026 | 5:38pm -
Finn Wolfhard, Teyana Taylor, and Alexander Skarsgard will kick off SNL's 2026By Drew GillisJanuary 7, 2026 | 4:29pm -
ICE Agent Kills U.S. Citizen as She Tries to Drive Away After Another ICE Agent Attempts to Open Her Car DoorBy Lauren TousignantJanuary 7, 2026 | 3:53pm -
Trump and RFK Jr. Just Nuked 35 Years Worth of Alcohol Dietary Guidance OvernightBy Jim VorelJanuary 7, 2026 | 3:10pm -
Pete Hegseth Really, Really Doesn’t Want Women in the MilitaryBy Danielle HanJanuary 7, 2026 | 1:19pm -
We Don't Even Need All the Oil We're About to Start Extorting From VenezuelaBy Jim VorelJanuary 7, 2026 | 11:59am -
Hilary Duff's Husband Has Entered the Ashley Tisdale 'Toxic' Mom Group Chat By Lauren TousignantJanuary 7, 2026 | 10:40am -
Chris Redd addresses rumors about drugs at SNL, relationship with Kenan Thompson's ex-wifeBy Drew GillisJanuary 7, 2026 | 9:57am -
Fair and Balanced CBS News Salutes Marco RubioBy Matt SchimkowitzJanuary 6, 2026 | 11:34pm -
The Housemaid Is Cleaning Up, So a Sequel Is on the WayBy Matt SchimkowitzJanuary 6, 2026 | 7:52pm -
Wyoming Supreme Court Rules Women Have a 'Fundamental Right' to Abortion By Danielle HanJanuary 6, 2026 | 6:34pm -
Jezebel's January Book Club Pick: 'Television' by Lauren RotheryBy Nora Biette-TimmonsJanuary 6, 2026 | 5:17pm -
You May Hate Bureaucracy, but Not as Much as the Guy Who Lost His License for Someone Else's Crime From 20 Years AgoBy Jim VorelJanuary 6, 2026 | 3:45pm -
We Have to Save Pizza By Lauren TousignantJanuary 6, 2026 | 1:46pm -
"Fraud" Is the Magic Word Trump Is Using to Strip Impoverished Americans of Social ServicesBy Jim VorelJanuary 6, 2026 | 12:54pm -
Woman Arrested After Live TV Interview for Exercising First Amendment RightsBy Danielle HanJanuary 6, 2026 | 12:08pm -
Who Is the 'Maybe' Bad Person in Ashley Tisdale's 'Toxic' Mom Group?By Alise MoralesJanuary 6, 2026 | 10:57am -
Kentucky Police Ignore State Law to Arrest Woman for Allegedly Self-Managing AbortionBy Danielle HanJanuary 5, 2026 | 6:51pm -
“Greenland Should Decide Its Own Future” Is the Kind of Thing That Only Needs to Be Said in the Face of a TyrantBy Jim VorelJanuary 5, 2026 | 3:32pm -
Are Non-Alcoholic Beer, Wine, or Spirits the Least Depressing Dry January Choice?By Jim VorelJanuary 5, 2026 | 2:54pm -
11 Million Cubans Are Poised to Starve Without Venezuelan Oil. How Many Will We Allow to Die?By Jim VorelJanuary 5, 2026 | 12:45pm -
I’m Sure Karoline Leavitt Is Just Jealous No One Will Lend Her Designer ClothesBy Danielle HanJanuary 5, 2026 | 12:39pm -
Evangeline Lilly Says Brain Functions at "Decreased Capacity" after Traumatic Head InjuryBy Drew GillisJanuary 5, 2026 | 12:21pm -
Trump Allegedly Abducted Nicolás Maduro for Dancing Too MuchBy Danielle HanJanuary 5, 2026 | 10:57am -
The Real Winners of the Critics Choice Awards: Paul Mescal and Kylie JennerBy Nora Biette-TimmonsJanuary 5, 2026 | 10:16am -
Time Capsule: Lisa Germano, Geek the GirlBy Casey Epstein-GrossJanuary 3, 2026 | 1:05pm -
Time Capsule: Lisa Germano, Geek the GirlBy Casey Epstein-GrossJanuary 3, 2026 | 1:05pm -
Trump Says He's Not Sleeping in Meetings, Just 'Blinking'By Susan RinkunasJanuary 3, 2026 | 12:38pm -
Ahead of the Midterms, Democratic Voters Are Suggesting Abortion Is No Longer a Priority for ThemBy Danielle HanJanuary 2, 2026 | 4:37pm -
Tesla Has Lost the Title of World's Biggest EV MakerBy Jim VorelJanuary 2, 2026 | 1:57pm -
Splinter: What Will It Take for You to Quit X?By Jacob WeindlingJanuary 2, 2026 | 1:45pm -
The Mar-a-Lago NYE Bash Was Everything Wrong With 2025By Danielle HanJanuary 2, 2026 | 1:14pm -
Japan Is Facing a Strange Crisis of Deadly Bear AttacksBy Jim VorelJanuary 2, 2026 | 11:48am -
Maybe Alix Earle Was Just Telling Tom Brady to Stop Posting Emo InstagramsBy Lauren TousignantJanuary 2, 2026 | 11:20am -
Jezebel's 2026 Celebrity PredictionsBy Nora Biette-TimmonsJanuary 1, 2026 | 7:00am -
Congrats to RFK Jr., As the U.S. Is Poised to Lose Its Measles Elimination Status After 25 YearsBy Jim VorelDecember 31, 2025 | 4:10pm -
Trump's First Second-Term Vetoes Deny Clean Drinking Water and Return of Native LandBy Jim VorelDecember 31, 2025 | 12:09pm -
RIP MTV: The 9 Music Videos that Defined the Network & Reshaped the Culture (& the 1 That Killed Feminism)By Scarlett HarrisDecember 31, 2025 | 11:56am -
Is Dakota Johnson Role Model’s Real-Life ‘Sally’?By Lauren TousignantDecember 31, 2025 | 9:40am -
The Scottish Poet Who Gave Us 'Auld Lang Syne' Was Kind of a DickBy Danielle HanDecember 31, 2025 | 8:00am -
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Not a Fan of Mar-a-Lago FaceBy Danielle HanDecember 30, 2025 | 5:07pm -
Splinter: Jon Stewart Is a Symbol of America's Crumbling DemocracyBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 30, 2025 | 4:39pm -
I Can't Believe No One Wants to Perform at the Kennedy Center Now That Trump Is Destroying ItBy Lauren TousignantDecember 30, 2025 | 2:42pm -
Even Without Malice, A Gun Finds a Way to Hurt YouBy Jim VorelDecember 30, 2025 | 11:54am -
PETA Is Not Happy About the Puppies Kim Kardashian Got Her KidsBy Alise MoralesDecember 30, 2025 | 10:11am -
Chappell Roan Was Today-Years-Old When She Learned About Brigitte Bardot's RacismBy Lauren TousignantDecember 29, 2025 | 5:11pm -
Chappell Roan disappointed to learn second fact about Brigitte BardotBy Drew GillisDecember 29, 2025 | 4:35pm -
I Hope All Americans Get to One Day Work in a 'Pro-Family Environment' Like Karoline Leavitt By Lauren TousignantDecember 29, 2025 | 2:10pm -
Trump Casually Mentions That We're Apparently Bombing Venezuela NowBy Jim VorelDecember 29, 2025 | 12:31pm -
ICYMI: Trump Wished Us 'What May Be' Our Last 'Merry Christmas'By Danielle HanDecember 29, 2025 | 12:17pm -
This Christmas Was the Hottest Ever Recorded in U.S. HistoryBy Jim VorelDecember 29, 2025 | 12:04pm -
Brigitte Bardot, icon of French culture, dies at 91By Drew GillisDecember 29, 2025 | 10:24am -
Brigitte Bardot, icon of French culture, dies at 91By Drew GillisDecember 29, 2025 | 10:24am -
Everything’s Coming Up TimmyBy Nora Biette-TimmonsDecember 29, 2025 | 9:13am -
Jezebel's Top 25 Stories of 2025By JezebelDecember 29, 2025 | 8:00am -
Only Timothée Chalamet Could Play Marty SupremeBy Caroline SiedeDecember 29, 2025 | 8:00am -
Jezebel’s Most Nauseating Barf Bags of 2025By Susan RinkunasDecember 26, 2025 | 4:25pm -
Don't Let Your Favorite Onscreen Characters Drink Alone This WeekendBy Jim VorelDecember 26, 2025 | 3:53pm -
Trump Administration Implements Its First National Abortion BanBy Danielle HanDecember 26, 2025 | 12:47pm -
Nicole Kidman, Patron Saint of Thriving After a DivorceBy Lauren TousignantDecember 26, 2025 | 12:34pm -
The American Health Care System Is Breaking Under the Weight of Private ProfitBy Roqayah ChamseddineDecember 26, 2025 | 10:32am -
'All I Want for Christmas Is You' Bags Mariah Carey Even More Money By Lauren TousignantDecember 24, 2025 | 12:21pm -
I Finally Watched ‘Die Hard’ to Settle the Christmas Debate Once and For AllBy Lauren TousignantDecember 24, 2025 | 8:53am -
Epstein Allegedly Wrote to Larry Nassar That 'Our President' Loves ‘Young, Nubile Girls’By Danielle HanDecember 23, 2025 | 3:44pm -
How Low Can Trump’s Approval Rating Go in 2026?By Jacob WeindlingDecember 23, 2025 | 3:08pm -
Gisele Bündchen Got Herself a New Husband for ChristmasBy Lauren TousignantDecember 23, 2025 | 12:53pm -
Natasha Lyonne Left Poker Face To "direct some movies"By Drew GillisDecember 23, 2025 | 11:14am -
It’s Not Christmas Until I’ve Listened to this AbominationBy Danielle HanDecember 23, 2025 | 11:02am -
Will 2026 Bring Bennifer 3.0?By Alise MoralesDecember 23, 2025 | 10:06am -
Ro Khanna: Republicans Want Pam Bondi Gone, Are "On Board" with ImpeachmentBy Jim VorelDecember 23, 2025 | 9:39am -
Song Sung Blue Finds a Neil Diamond Impersonator in the RoughBy Caroline SiedeDecember 23, 2025 | 9:00am -
Spice Up Your Holidays With This Tempting Sauce That Shares Our NameBy Danielle HanDecember 22, 2025 | 2:43pm -
What Do Nicki Minaj, JD Vance, and Grindr Have in Common?By Danielle HanDecember 22, 2025 | 12:20pm -
Looks Like Bari Weiss Is Facing a '60 Minutes' RebellionBy Jim VorelDecember 22, 2025 | 11:12am -
The Beckham Family Feud Is Almost Old Enough to Go to KindergartenBy Nora Biette-TimmonsDecember 22, 2025 | 9:58am -
How Women’s Liberationists Occupied 3 Buildings in Copenhagen in 1971 and Declared Them Their HomeBy Pernille IpsenDecember 22, 2025 | 9:14am -
I'm Going to Host a Livestream Where I Just Slowly Rip My Hair OutBy Lauren TousignantDecember 19, 2025 | 6:56pm -
Dumb Ballroom Won't Be Done Until Summer 2028, as Trump Finds Idea of Third Term 'Interesting'By Susan RinkunasDecember 19, 2025 | 6:34pm -
Trump Admin Has Abruptly Stopped Reuniting Immigrant Children with Their FamiliesBy Jim VorelDecember 19, 2025 | 6:01pm -
Economic Sentiment Collapses to All-Time Lows, Why?By Jacob WeindlingDecember 19, 2025 | 4:32pm -
The Best New Novels of 2025, According to an Expert (Me)By Nora Biette-TimmonsDecember 19, 2025 | 2:58pm -
Shocker: Despite Trump's Own Order, the DOJ Says It Won't Release All the Epstein Files TodayBy Jim VorelDecember 19, 2025 | 2:05pm -
Dr. Oz Says Life-Saving Gender-Affirming Care for Minors Should be 'Prehistoric Relic'By Danielle HanDecember 19, 2025 | 11:58am -
Watch Darlene Love Continue 'Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)' Tradition on FallonBy Drew GillisDecember 19, 2025 | 11:31am -
L.A. Home Depot Is Using Noise Machines to 'Torture' Day Laborers and Customers AlikeBy Jim VorelDecember 19, 2025 | 11:15am -
Mama Swift Is the MastermindBy Claire GuinanDecember 19, 2025 | 10:40am -
James Cameron Hits Matt Damon with a Fact Check About Purported Avatar RoleBy Drew GillisDecember 19, 2025 | 10:17am -
Cover-Up Remembers When Journalism Was Able to Do SomethingBy Katarina DocalovichDecember 19, 2025 | 10:00am -
Josh Hawley's Wife Asks Judge to Immediately Restrict Abortion Pills NationwideBy Susan RinkunasDecember 18, 2025 | 4:27pm -
Kennedy Center Board Holds Likely Pointless Vote to Add Trump to NameBy Drew GillisDecember 18, 2025 | 4:04pm -
Chicago Launches a Naming Contest for Ice-Abolishing VehiclesBy Danielle HanDecember 18, 2025 | 1:47pm - More