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Trump gives brief, focused speech after White House Correspondents Dinner shootingBy William HughesApril 25, 2026 | 11:11pm -
We Were Long Overdue for a Sapphic MAGA Sex Scandal By Danielle HanApril 25, 2026 | 2:55pm -
Splinter: Nerds Attend Prom With Trump as the Chad Fed Fights Back and WinsBy Jacob WeindlingApril 24, 2026 | 5:09pm -
The Trump Admin Is Bringing Back Firing Squads like It’s 1890By Danielle HanApril 24, 2026 | 3:41pm -
Trump’s Polling Is Now as Bad as It Was After the Jan. 6 Capitol RiotsBy Jim VorelApril 24, 2026 | 2:53pm -
Are Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles Actually Engaged?By Claire GuinanApril 24, 2026 | 11:55am -
“National Security” Can’t Exist in a World with Prediction MarketsBy Jim VorelApril 24, 2026 | 11:45am -
So We’re Faking Weather Data to Win Our Polymarket Bets Now?By Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 6:41pm -
The Who’s Who of Trump’s Crypto Loser BashBy Claire GuinanApril 23, 2026 | 5:22pm -
Writing About the FBI Director's Girlfriend Now Warrants an FBI InvestigationBy Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 4:30pm -
I Wouldn’t Want to Look Like My Dad Either If My Dad Was George BushBy Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 3:55pm -
Trump Is Ready to Take Credit for Biden’s Loosening of Cannabis RestrictionsBy Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 3:07pm -
The Cops Are Still Looking For Madonna’s Missing Coachella OutfitBy Claire GuinanApril 23, 2026 | 11:27am -
Susie Wiles Told the Cabinet to Quit Traveling Abroad By Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 11:20am -
Men Should Not Need to Be Told Not to Abandon Their Partners in the Wilderness via “Alpine Divorce”By Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 9:30am -
I Paid 2 Whole American Dollars to Read About Alex Cooper’s Husband So You Don't Have ToBy Claire GuinanApril 22, 2026 | 4:52pm -
Trump Honors Women’s Tennis Champs by Putting a Wall of Men in Front of ThemBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 4:16pm -
Rest in Peace to Another Member of the GerontocracyBy Lauren TousignantApril 22, 2026 | 3:54pm -
Virginia Voters Told Trump Where to Stick His GerrymanderingBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 2:57pm -
The 'Age of Electricity' Brings Good Climate Change News for OnceBy Jacob WeindlingApril 22, 2026 | 2:18pm -
German Police Chief Suggests Women Avoid Dating Men If They Want to Stay SafeBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 1:27pm -
'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' Is Filming Again, and Definitely Without DakotaBy Lauren TousignantApril 22, 2026 | 12:06pm -
Look Who's Been Hanging Out Above Our Very NosesBy Claire GuinanApril 22, 2026 | 11:39am -
Congress Is Now (Much) More Unpopular than the IRSBy Jim VorelApril 22, 2026 | 11:37am -
The Trump Admin Wants More Babies—and the Iran War Is Making Condoms More ExpensiveBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 9:38am -
Nara Smith Is NOT a TradWife—She Just Profits Off Pretending to Be OneBy Claire GuinanApril 21, 2026 | 5:26pm -
WTF Is Ohio’s Anti-Drag Show Bill That Critics Worry Could Criminalize Wearing a Sports Bra in PublicBy Danielle HanApril 21, 2026 | 5:23pm -
Pete Hegseth Restores FREEDOM to His WARRIORS by Defeating WOKE Flu Vaccine. AMERICA!!!!By Claire GuinanApril 21, 2026 | 4:17pm -
Even a GOP Judge Agreed That Abortion Is a Constitutionally Protected RightBy Danielle HanApril 21, 2026 | 3:56pm -
With a Nationwide Warrant for His Arrest, This ICE Agent Is Now a Fugitive from the LawBy Jim VorelApril 21, 2026 | 3:11pm -
The Devil Has Good Taste...By Claire GuinanApril 21, 2026 | 1:27pm -
What Does Donald Trump Think 'Regime Change' in Iran Actually Means?By Jim VorelApril 21, 2026 | 12:12pm -
Zoë Kravitz Is Invited to Taylor Swift’s Wedding, So Now We Can Move On to the More Important QuestionsBy Alise MoralesApril 21, 2026 | 11:06am -
Only the Men Are Allowed to Be Drunk and Shit at Their Jobs in the Trump AdministrationBy Lauren TousignantApril 21, 2026 | 8:30am -
Disagreeing With All of Daniel Radcliffe’s Rankings of the Harry PottersBy Claire GuinanApril 20, 2026 | 5:48pm -
Another Cesar Chavez Survivor Comes ForwardBy Claire GuinanApril 20, 2026 | 4:35pm -
The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay SolventBy Jacob WeindlingApril 20, 2026 | 3:50pm -
You Might Want to Check That Your Lawyer Isn’t Submitting AI Slop BriefsBy Jim VorelApril 20, 2026 | 2:46pm -
Someone Paid Nearly $1 Million for This Old-Ass Life VestBy Lauren TousignantApril 20, 2026 | 2:02pm -
Does Charlize Theron's Internet Run a Month Behind?By Claire GuinanApril 20, 2026 | 12:39pm -
Under Kash Patel, the FBI Is on the Rocks in More Ways Than One By Danielle HanApril 20, 2026 | 12:22pm -
Trump Calls His Own Energy Secretary a Liar on Gas Prices: 'He's Wrong'By Jim VorelApril 20, 2026 | 11:32am -
Tina Fey Regrets a Few Political 'SNL' Jokes, But Not Her Sarah PalinBy Drew GillisApril 20, 2026 | 11:14am -
The Strokes Gave Coachella a Supercut of U.S.-Backed Coups, Bombings, and AssassinationsBy Lauren TousignantApril 20, 2026 | 11:12am -
Coachella Weekend 2: Billie Eilish Is Still a BelieberBy Nora Biette-TimmonsApril 20, 2026 | 10:13am -
Finally, John Oliver pours Last Week Tonight's resources into prediction markets segmentBy Drew GillisApril 20, 2026 | 9:36am -
How to Talk About Wine Like the Smartest Alcoholic in the RoomBy Claire GuinanApril 18, 2026 | 1:00pm -
Thanks to NJ, Mike Johnson Just Had Another Terrible WeekBy Danielle HanApril 18, 2026 | 8:29am -
Girl Code, Interrupted By Lisa ZheutlinApril 17, 2026 | 5:36pm -
Maine Looks to Become the First State to Outlaw Data CentersBy Jim VorelApril 17, 2026 | 4:43pm -
Acting ICE Director Announces He’s Fleeing His Sinking ShipBy Jim VorelApril 17, 2026 | 12:19pm -
Meghan and Harry’s Fake Royal Tour of Australia Puts Their Identity Crisis on Full DisplayBy Nora Biette-TimmonsApril 17, 2026 | 12:18pm -
La Voisin, the 17th-Century Witch Who Ran a Huge Abortion Network in ParisBy Danielle HanApril 17, 2026 | 12:08pm -
Victoria Beckham Loves ALL Her ChildrenBy Claire GuinanApril 17, 2026 | 11:24am -
Just How Drunk Should a Cruise Ship Allow You to Be?By Jim VorelApril 17, 2026 | 9:41am -
The Wildest, Most Charged Astrological Day of 2026 Is HereBy Lauren TousignantApril 17, 2026 | 8:52am -
If Trump Says Gas Prices Are Low, Then Gas Prices Must Be Low!By Claire GuinanApril 16, 2026 | 5:41pm -
For Once, RFK Jr. Had Nothing to Say About the Abortion PillBy Danielle HanApril 16, 2026 | 4:57pm -
A Christmas Wish Come True—the Guy Who Runs SantaCon Is Going to JailBy Claire GuinanApril 16, 2026 | 3:57pm -
Amazon Reportedly Told Employees to Keep Working as Warehouse Worker Lay DyingBy Jim VorelApril 16, 2026 | 3:13pm -
Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax Shot His Wife Multiple Times Before Dying by SuicideBy Danielle HanApril 16, 2026 | 2:37pm -
I Doubt God Wants You to Send Bomb Threats to Pope Leo's Brother By Lauren TousignantApril 16, 2026 | 1:49pm -
I Guess We Can Add Quentin Tarantino to Pete Hegseth’s List of PastorsBy Danielle HanApril 16, 2026 | 11:46am -
Freeing Meghan Trainor from Toxic Mom JailBy Claire GuinanApril 16, 2026 | 11:27am -
Just 25% of Americans Say the Iran War Has Been a “Strategic Success”By Jim VorelApril 16, 2026 | 11:12am -
Are Catholic Converts Generally Encouraged to Call the Pope a Liar?By Jim VorelApril 15, 2026 | 5:50pm -
I Wonder If Taylor Swift Saw Dakota Johnson in 'Madame Web'By Lauren TousignantApril 15, 2026 | 5:08pm -
The DOJ Just Fired 4 Officials for Prosecuting Violent, Anti-Abortion ExtremistsBy Danielle HanApril 15, 2026 | 3:50pm -
ICE Has an 86-Year-Old French Woman in Detention, Months After Her Husband’s DeathBy Jim VorelApril 15, 2026 | 3:14pm -
‘Reporter’ Who Doesn’t Know Who Signs Her Paychecks Declares Victory Over ‘Legacy Media’By Lauren TousignantApril 15, 2026 | 3:02pm -
TMZ Is Now Berating Congress, as the Founding Fathers IntendedBy Claire GuinanApril 15, 2026 | 2:08pm -
Kristi Noem's Fake Job Was Meant to Distract Her from Running for SenateBy Danielle HanApril 15, 2026 | 1:00pm -
Let’s Add “Earbuds with Cameras” to the List of AI Garbage No One Should WantBy Jim VorelApril 15, 2026 | 11:52am -
Taylor Frankie Paul Will Not Face New ChargesBy Claire GuinanApril 15, 2026 | 11:51am -
America’s Vice President Tells a Sparse Arena to 'Take the Country Back'By Lauren TousignantApril 15, 2026 | 11:10am -
Lauren Sánchez Bezos Thought Her Inauguration Look Was 'Conservative'By Claire GuinanApril 14, 2026 | 5:50pm -
What If the FDA Vaccine Chief Was Required to Be Someone with a Background in Vaccines?By Jim VorelApril 14, 2026 | 5:09pm -
'I Thought I Died': 2 More Women Accuse Rep. Eric Swalwell of Sexual Misconduct, RapeBy Danielle HanApril 14, 2026 | 4:28pm -
Fix the NBA’s Tanking Crisis With this One Neat TrickBy Jacob WeindlingApril 14, 2026 | 2:21pm -
Huge Day for People Who Still Cut Their Own BangsBy Claire GuinanApril 14, 2026 | 1:40pm -
ICE Is Ignoring Woman’s Life-Threatening Ovarian Cyst—and Her Condition Is Getting WorseBy Danielle HanApril 14, 2026 | 1:34pm -
Only the Trump Administration Could Employ a FEMA Official Who Claims He Can Teleport and See GhostsBy Jim VorelApril 14, 2026 | 12:39pm -
Only 1 Can Be America’s Next Top Ale(i)xBy Alise MoralesApril 14, 2026 | 10:41am -
Luca Guadagnino Decides It's Time to Weigh in on Ballet-and-Opera-GateBy Drew GillisApril 14, 2026 | 9:22am -
It Took a Lawsuit to Return the Pride Flag to NYC’s Stonewall MonumentBy Danielle HanApril 13, 2026 | 6:08pm -
A Week in the Life of the Most Unpopular Vice President in HistoryBy Claire GuinanApril 13, 2026 | 5:52pm -
Minnesota Prosecutors Are Investigating ICE Agents Who Detained Man in His Underwear in JanuaryBy Jim VorelApril 13, 2026 | 4:10pm -
Why Would a Man Say That? Part 13,000,000By Claire GuinanApril 13, 2026 | 1:54pm -
Aubrey Plaza Is Excited for the Whole Motherhood ThingBy Claire GuinanApril 13, 2026 | 12:02pm -
Judge Dismisses Trump's 'Wall Street Journal' Epstein Letter Defamation LawsuitBy Drew GillisApril 13, 2026 | 11:44am -
God’s Clearly Not on Trump’s Side—So He Picked a Fight With Pope LeoBy Danielle HanApril 13, 2026 | 11:44am -
The U.S. Has Now Killed at Least 168 People in 'Narcoterrorist' Boat StrikesBy Jim VorelApril 13, 2026 | 11:44am -
Justin Trudeau Had a Great CoachellaBy Nora Biette-TimmonsApril 13, 2026 | 11:01am -
Comment of the Week: 'Better Keep JD Vance Away from This'By Lauren TousignantApril 12, 2026 | 12:46pm -
So Yeah, We’re Still Very Much at War With IranBy Jim VorelApril 12, 2026 | 12:19pm -
Please Enjoy This Elephant Video That Has Made Me Cry Laughing for 8 YearsBy Lauren TousignantApril 11, 2026 | 9:20pm -
Women Accuse Rep. Eric Swalwell of Sexual Misconduct, Including Rape and Unsolicited Snapchat Dick PicsBy Lauren TousignantApril 11, 2026 | 1:35pm -
The U.S. Randomly Deported Four Men to Africa. It's Taken Them 9 Months of Fighting to Get a Local Lawyer.By Jim VorelApril 11, 2026 | 9:15am -
Republicans Are Mad Teen Pregnancies Are DownBy Claire GuinanApril 10, 2026 | 5:48pm -
Canadian Mother Detained With Autistic Child Says Families at ICE’s Dilley Center Are 'Suffering Greatly'By Danielle HanApril 10, 2026 | 5:35pm -
Smart Money Is Not Buying Trump’s ‘Ceasefire’ with IranBy Jacob WeindlingApril 10, 2026 | 3:55pm -
Belle Gunness Exploited 19th-Century Male Loneliness to Make a KillingBy Danielle HanApril 10, 2026 | 3:39pm -
A Secret Grand Jury Is Seeking the Identity of a Reddit User Who Criticized ICEBy Jim VorelApril 10, 2026 | 3:34pm -
We Must Protect Kacey Musgraves from the Alien InvasionBy Claire GuinanApril 10, 2026 | 2:32pm -
The 10 Best Coachella 2026 BillboardsBy Matt MitchellApril 10, 2026 | 12:00pm -
Stop the Presses! The Save-the-Dates Are Out!By Claire GuinanApril 10, 2026 | 11:32am -
Our Burning Planet Isn’t Ready for Another "Super El Niño"By Jim VorelApril 10, 2026 | 11:31am -
Nobody Asked, But Melania’s Got Something to Say About Epstein By Danielle HanApril 10, 2026 | 10:32am - More