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Splinter: What Will It Take for You to Quit X?By Jacob WeindlingJanuary 2, 2026 | 1:45pm -
The Mar-a-Lago NYE Bash Was Everything Wrong With 2025By Danielle HanJanuary 2, 2026 | 1:14pm -
Japan Is Facing a Strange Crisis of Deadly Bear AttacksBy Jim VorelJanuary 2, 2026 | 11:48am -
Maybe Alix Earle Was Just Telling Tom Brady to Stop Posting Emo InstagramsBy Lauren TousignantJanuary 2, 2026 | 11:20am -
Jezebel's 2026 Celebrity PredictionsBy Nora Biette-TimmonsJanuary 1, 2026 | 7:00am -
Congrats to RFK Jr., As the U.S. Is Poised to Lose Its Measles Elimination Status After 25 YearsBy Jim VorelDecember 31, 2025 | 4:10pm -
Trump's First Second-Term Vetoes Deny Clean Drinking Water and Return of Native LandBy Jim VorelDecember 31, 2025 | 12:09pm -
RIP MTV: The 9 Music Videos that Defined the Network & Reshaped the Culture (& the 1 That Killed Feminism)By Scarlett HarrisDecember 31, 2025 | 11:56am -
Is Dakota Johnson Role Model’s Real-Life ‘Sally’?By Lauren TousignantDecember 31, 2025 | 9:40am -
The Scottish Poet Who Gave Us 'Auld Lang Syne' Was Kind of a DickBy Danielle HanDecember 31, 2025 | 8:00am -
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Not a Fan of Mar-a-Lago FaceBy Danielle HanDecember 30, 2025 | 5:07pm -
Splinter: Jon Stewart Is a Symbol of America's Crumbling DemocracyBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 30, 2025 | 4:39pm -
I Can't Believe No One Wants to Perform at the Kennedy Center Now That Trump Is Destroying ItBy Lauren TousignantDecember 30, 2025 | 2:42pm -
Even Without Malice, A Gun Finds a Way to Hurt YouBy Jim VorelDecember 30, 2025 | 11:54am -
PETA Is Not Happy About the Puppies Kim Kardashian Got Her KidsBy Alise MoralesDecember 30, 2025 | 10:11am -
Chappell Roan Was Today-Years-Old When She Learned About Brigitte Bardot's RacismBy Lauren TousignantDecember 29, 2025 | 5:11pm -
I Hope All Americans Get to One Day Work in a 'Pro-Family Environment' Like Karoline Leavitt By Lauren TousignantDecember 29, 2025 | 2:10pm -
Trump Casually Mentions That We're Apparently Bombing Venezuela NowBy Jim VorelDecember 29, 2025 | 12:31pm -
ICYMI: Trump Wished Us 'What May Be' Our Last 'Merry Christmas'By Danielle HanDecember 29, 2025 | 12:17pm -
This Christmas Was the Hottest Ever Recorded in U.S. HistoryBy Jim VorelDecember 29, 2025 | 12:04pm -
Everything’s Coming Up TimmyBy Nora Biette-TimmonsDecember 29, 2025 | 9:13am -
Jezebel's Top 25 Stories of 2025By JezebelDecember 29, 2025 | 8:00am -
Jezebel’s Most Nauseating Barf Bags of 2025By Susan RinkunasDecember 26, 2025 | 4:25pm -
Don't Let Your Favorite Onscreen Characters Drink Alone This WeekendBy Jim VorelDecember 26, 2025 | 3:53pm -
Trump Administration Implements Its First National Abortion BanBy Danielle HanDecember 26, 2025 | 12:47pm -
Nicole Kidman, Patron Saint of Thriving After a DivorceBy Lauren TousignantDecember 26, 2025 | 12:34pm -
The American Health Care System Is Breaking Under the Weight of Private ProfitBy Roqayah ChamseddineDecember 26, 2025 | 10:32am -
'All I Want for Christmas Is You' Bags Mariah Carey Even More Money By Lauren TousignantDecember 24, 2025 | 12:21pm -
I Finally Watched ‘Die Hard’ to Settle the Christmas Debate Once and For AllBy Lauren TousignantDecember 24, 2025 | 8:53am -
Epstein Allegedly Wrote to Larry Nassar That 'Our President' Loves ‘Young, Nubile Girls’By Danielle HanDecember 23, 2025 | 3:44pm -
How Low Can Trump’s Approval Rating Go in 2026?By Jacob WeindlingDecember 23, 2025 | 3:08pm -
Gisele Bündchen Got Herself a New Husband for ChristmasBy Lauren TousignantDecember 23, 2025 | 12:53pm -
Natasha Lyonne Left Poker Face To "direct some movies"By Drew GillisDecember 23, 2025 | 11:14am -
It’s Not Christmas Until I’ve Listened to this AbominationBy Danielle HanDecember 23, 2025 | 11:02am -
Will 2026 Bring Bennifer 3.0?By Alise MoralesDecember 23, 2025 | 10:06am -
Ro Khanna: Republicans Want Pam Bondi Gone, Are "On Board" with ImpeachmentBy Jim VorelDecember 23, 2025 | 9:39am -
Song Sung Blue Finds a Neil Diamond Impersonator in the RoughBy Caroline SiedeDecember 23, 2025 | 9:00am -
Spice Up Your Holidays With This Tempting Sauce That Shares Our NameBy Danielle HanDecember 22, 2025 | 2:43pm -
What Do Nicki Minaj, JD Vance, and Grindr Have in Common?By Danielle HanDecember 22, 2025 | 12:20pm -
Looks Like Bari Weiss Is Facing a '60 Minutes' RebellionBy Jim VorelDecember 22, 2025 | 11:12am -
The Beckham Family Feud Is Almost Old Enough to Go to KindergartenBy Nora Biette-TimmonsDecember 22, 2025 | 9:58am -
How Women’s Liberationists Occupied 3 Buildings in Copenhagen in 1971 and Declared Them Their HomeBy Pernille IpsenDecember 22, 2025 | 9:14am -
I'm Going to Host a Livestream Where I Just Slowly Rip My Hair OutBy Lauren TousignantDecember 19, 2025 | 6:56pm -
Dumb Ballroom Won't Be Done Until Summer 2028, as Trump Finds Idea of Third Term 'Interesting'By Susan RinkunasDecember 19, 2025 | 6:34pm -
Trump Admin Has Abruptly Stopped Reuniting Immigrant Children with Their FamiliesBy Jim VorelDecember 19, 2025 | 6:01pm -
Economic Sentiment Collapses to All-Time Lows, Why?By Jacob WeindlingDecember 19, 2025 | 4:32pm -
The Best New Novels of 2025, According to an Expert (Me)By Nora Biette-TimmonsDecember 19, 2025 | 2:58pm -
Shocker: Despite Trump's Own Order, the DOJ Says It Won't Release All the Epstein Files TodayBy Jim VorelDecember 19, 2025 | 2:05pm -
Dr. Oz Says Life-Saving Gender-Affirming Care for Minors Should be 'Prehistoric Relic'By Danielle HanDecember 19, 2025 | 11:58am -
Watch Darlene Love Continue 'Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)' Tradition on FallonBy Drew GillisDecember 19, 2025 | 11:31am -
L.A. Home Depot Is Using Noise Machines to 'Torture' Day Laborers and Customers AlikeBy Jim VorelDecember 19, 2025 | 11:15am -
Mama Swift Is the MastermindBy Claire GuinanDecember 19, 2025 | 10:40am -
James Cameron Hits Matt Damon with a Fact Check About Purported Avatar RoleBy Drew GillisDecember 19, 2025 | 10:17am -
Cover-Up Remembers When Journalism Was Able to Do SomethingBy Katarina DocalovichDecember 19, 2025 | 10:00am -
Josh Hawley's Wife Asks Judge to Immediately Restrict Abortion Pills NationwideBy Susan RinkunasDecember 18, 2025 | 4:27pm -
Kennedy Center Board Holds Likely Pointless Vote to Add Trump to NameBy Drew GillisDecember 18, 2025 | 4:04pm -
Chicago Launches a Naming Contest for Ice-Abolishing VehiclesBy Danielle HanDecember 18, 2025 | 1:47pm -
Texas Is Refusing to Explain Why It's Compiling a List of Trans ResidentsBy Danielle HanDecember 18, 2025 | 12:51pm -
’Tis the Season for Wild Celebrity RumorsBy Claire GuinanDecember 18, 2025 | 11:36am -
What Are You Doing With Your Hours Until the 5th Episode of 'Heated Rivalry'?By Lauren TousignantDecember 18, 2025 | 11:10am -
Now They're Coming for Your CitizenshipBy Jim VorelDecember 18, 2025 | 11:06am -
Kerry Washington, Elisabeth Moss, and Kate Mara link up in first look at Imperfect WomenBy Drew GillisDecember 18, 2025 | 11:00am -
Trump Melts Down in Fact-Free Rant 48 Hours Before Release of Epstein FilesBy Danielle HanDecember 18, 2025 | 10:12am -
Elevated-Trash TV Found Its Footing in 2025By Saloni GajjarDecember 18, 2025 | 9:00am -
FCC Chair Says the FCC Is Not IndependentBy Matt SchimkowitzDecember 17, 2025 | 6:14pm -
Soulless Anti-Immigration Troll Stephen Miller Was Nervous About Getting His Photo TakenBy Lauren TousignantDecember 17, 2025 | 5:11pm -
Larry Bushart, the Man Jailed 37 Days for a Single Trump Meme, Has Filed His Inevitable LawsuitBy Jim VorelDecember 17, 2025 | 4:57pm -
Republicans Are Realizing the Limits of Their PropagandaBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 17, 2025 | 4:52pm -
Lawsuit Claims Hinge and Tinder Failed to Protect Women from Sexual PredatorsBy Danielle HanDecember 17, 2025 | 4:10pm -
More and More Americans Can't Afford to Heat Their Homes in a Brutal WinterBy Jim VorelDecember 17, 2025 | 2:33pm -
The Only Thing Worse Than Bad AI Music Is Good AI MusicBy Shannon MillerDecember 17, 2025 | 1:00pm -
Melania Trump Does 1 Thing in New Doc Trailer: Wear Black SunglassesBy Lauren TousignantDecember 17, 2025 | 12:17pm -
Mr. President, You're Not Supposed to Admit We're Going to Steal Venezuela's OilBy Jim VorelDecember 17, 2025 | 11:04am -
Larry David, Billy Crystal, Martin Short, Albert Brooks, More Pen Letter Remembering Rob ReinerBy Drew GillisDecember 17, 2025 | 10:37am -
Amy Schumer Has 2nd Thoughts About Her Cool Girl Divorce Announcement By Lauren TousignantDecember 17, 2025 | 10:09am -
Susie Wiles Calls Project 2025 Architect a ‘Right-Wing Absolute Zealot’By Danielle HanDecember 16, 2025 | 6:01pm -
Trump Admin Sued for Refusing to Explain What's Happening With $10M Worth of Birth ControlBy Danielle HanDecember 16, 2025 | 4:49pm -
He Made an Epic Journey to the U.S. to Share Evidence of a Genocide. We're Deporting Him Anyway.By Jim VorelDecember 16, 2025 | 3:47pm -
When Did Young, Ambitious TV Characters Stop Trying to Be Artists?By Drew GillisDecember 16, 2025 | 3:00pm -
Political Symbols Are Everywhere Now—On Our Streets and Our ScreensBy Laura ZornosaDecember 16, 2025 | 2:00pm -
Josh O'Connor Thinks We Deserve The Truth In First Trailer For Steven Spielberg's Disclosure DayBy Drew GillisDecember 16, 2025 | 12:29pm -
Anti-Abortion Slenderman & Wife Are Going All in on Forced Birth Ballot MeasuresBy Susan RinkunasDecember 16, 2025 | 12:10pm -
The Housemaid Is a Suitably Tawdry Staredown Between Amanda Seyfried and Sydney SweeneyBy Jesse HassengerDecember 16, 2025 | 12:00pm -
The Alleged Mistress in the David Harbour/Lily Allen Breakup Gave Us an Instagram Story By Alise MoralesDecember 16, 2025 | 11:56am -
Happy Birthday to Jane Austen, the Inventor of the Rom-ComBy Morgan Leigh DaviesDecember 16, 2025 | 11:26am -
The U.S. Killed 8 People on the Pacific Ocean Yesterday. That’s Literally All Our Government Told Us.By Jim VorelDecember 16, 2025 | 10:57am -
Nicki Minaj Speedruns MAGA Brain Rot in Flirtatious Online Beef with Gavin NewsomBy Casey Epstein-GrossDecember 16, 2025 | 9:30am -
Taylor Swift: The End Of An Era, Like Its Titular Tour, Prioritizes Maximalism and JoyBy Sophie BrookoverDecember 15, 2025 | 4:00pm -
Trump Is Giving Democrats a Lot to Work With Ahead of the MidtermsBy Thor BensonDecember 15, 2025 | 3:56pm -
A Wisconsin Judge Faces Federal Trial This Week for Daring to Help an Immigrant Avoid ICEBy Jim VorelDecember 15, 2025 | 3:14pm -
Kash Patel Bungles Another Serious InvestigationBy Danielle HanDecember 15, 2025 | 1:48pm -
Rob Reiner's Son Booked for Murder Amid Homicide InvestigationBy Drew GillisDecember 15, 2025 | 1:11pm -
Trump Wants to Seize D.C.'s Public Golf Facilities? Par for the Course.By Jim VorelDecember 15, 2025 | 11:39am -
Trump Unable To Flip Coins; Overturns Accessibility InsteadBy Danielle HanDecember 15, 2025 | 11:06am -
Amy Schumer's Nonchalant Divorce AnnouncementBy Nora Biette-TimmonsDecember 15, 2025 | 9:39am -
Josh O'Connor recedes pleasantly in his Saturday Night Live debutBy Jesse HassengerDecember 14, 2025 | 2:52am -
Big Baby Claims It's 'Seditious' for Reporters to Note He's Rambling, Falling AsleepBy Susan RinkunasDecember 12, 2025 | 6:06pm -
Congrats to My Childhood Idol<3By Lauren TousignantDecember 12, 2025 | 5:28pm -
DeSantis Administration Diverted Medical Funding for Anti-Abortion and Cannabis Ads, Investigation FindsBy Jim VorelDecember 12, 2025 | 5:18pm -
The Unholy Union of Big AI and Big IdiotBy Jim VorelDecember 12, 2025 | 2:57pm -
Gambling Is Ubiquitous Because People Know America Is a ScamBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 12, 2025 | 2:44pm -
Nightmare Anti-Abortion Duo Throws Anti-Free-Speech Fit Over Gas Station AdsBy Danielle HanDecember 12, 2025 | 2:28pm -
I Have an Update for You on That Timothée Chalamet Conspiracy TheoryBy Claire GuinanDecember 12, 2025 | 11:37am -
The Indiana GOP Just Told Trump Where to Stick His GerrymanderBy Jim VorelDecember 12, 2025 | 11:24am -
'You Just Want to Scream’: Adriana Smith’s Mother on Watching Her Corpse Be Used as an IncubatorBy Danielle HanDecember 12, 2025 | 10:27am -
Hayley Williams Is Independent at LastBy Matt MitchellDecember 12, 2025 | 10:00am -
TikTok's 2025 Global Song of the Year Is 63 Years OldBy Matt MitchellDecember 12, 2025 | 7:00am -
Kristi Noem’s Humiliating House HearingBy Danielle HanDecember 11, 2025 | 5:20pm - More