Startup is the New Hipster
I went to a conference in June, actually, correction, I spoke at a conference in June (baller!), and watched a presentation given in prezi. It was awesome. "Prezi is awesome," I told my startup friend two weeks later. "Prezi is so two months ago," my startup friend snorted in derision. The insult was so familiar. Where had I heard it before?? And then it hit me.

Startup is the new hipster. Hipster is on the left, Startup on the right. If you have trouble keeping track which side is which well, my point exactly.
Home Base

Computer

Phone

Constantly Posting to

Instrument of Choice

Accessories

Idea Storage

Reading About

Obsessively Checking Blogs About

Shirt

Additional Layer

Pants

Glasses

Shoes

Bag

Facial Hair

The Letter Y

Mode of Transportation

Accommodations

Affection Expression

Housing

Pomodoro

Morning Beverage

Evening Beverage

Breakfast

Lunch

Dinner

Goal re: the Industry?

"Do Great Things"

Pick-Up Line

**** All stereotypes in this publication are entirely stereotypical and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. You are all unique and beautiful snowflakes.
You can comment here on how inaccurate this list is because you run a startup but own a Droid and live in Chicago.