AI Model Idle Game: I made this for friends don't know how AI industry works

lol, the start of my game, where I used an obvious name and company name:

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Company Bio

Sam Altman, a serial founder known for previously leading a Y Combinator that invested in just about every flavor of tech, naturally pivoted to an "AI-first" approach for his latest venture, OpenAI. Now, the company plans to secure a $99 trillion valuation by offering a chatbot that can generate a haiku about a paperclip.

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And the news: "Cerebras CS-4 unveiled. 4 trillion transistors, one chip". lol

My favorite: a protest from Greta Thunberg:

AI Environmental Coalition: '1000 protest outside OpenAI DC'

Local power and water use protests. Media cameras everywhere. The nerve of them, disrupting our quest for AGI with their 'sustainability'!

“Greta camped outside our data center last night. Again.”

I always welcome feedback.