Russian Humanoid Robot Falls on Its Face in Hyped Debut

Your story is the perfect example of a "first-world problem" for tech adoption.

You're complaining that you can't pay fast enough.

Meanwhile, in China, the problem isn't the payment GTM; it's that the core platforms (X, Google) are fundamentally inaccessible.

It's a bizarre global landscape where companies are optimizing Black Friday deals for one market while being completely irrelevant in another.