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2 points by SwoopsFromAbove 3 months ago · 1 comment

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JRCharney 3 months ago

[Scene: Homer is in the Kitchen on the day after Christmas. Alien robots that transform into other things have quietly taken over objects in his house, but Homer is unphased by this]

Homer: [Reading the Springfield Shopper where the headline reads "Christmas Occurs"]

Kitchen Appliance Robots: [Transform into their robot form behind homer]

Homer: "Hmm. Is there something different about the kitchen?"

Kitchen Appliance Robots: [Collectively reassuring] "No!"

Toaster: [across the kitchen] [Transforms into the word "NO"]

Homer: [Convinced] "Well, the toaster's never lied to me before."

--"Untitled Robot Parody", "Treehouse of Horror XIX" (S20E4, 2008), The Simpsons

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