Debunking the Node.js Gish Gallop

Right, someone who believes Javascript is a terrible language compared to Ruby with no justification of that belief is the person who can debunk the "Node.js Gish Gallop." This article teeters on producing the same logical fallacies that it calls out self-righteously without actually adding to the conversation of WHEN to choose one over the other. There are no silver bullets, no panacea for web frameworks and servers. Claiming "well my web server is better than yours" isn't an argument nor does it debunk anything; it's just pandering for fanboyism.