'Wobbly spacetime' may help resolve contradictory physics theories

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.

They found this out using a timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces, whether you want it to or not actually so it's best to stay away from hens.

It's not pretty when they blow.