Cards Against Humanity launches a social network

Note: if you sign up with my code (CLEAN-MACHO-AROMA) and this blows up, I may get $69420 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The accompanying email:

“Dear horrible friends,

Today is Black Friday, and social media is tearing us apart. Lies. Hate. Crypto enthusiasts. You deserve something better.

Introducing our revolutionary social network, Yowza:

Of course, a social network only works if your friends are on it. That's why we're turbo-charging the Yowza Revolution by literally paying you to refer your friends!

The first 10,000 people to refer anyone at all get an instant payment of $4.20. Convince a bunch of friends to sign up and you could get $69 or a free copy of Head Trip. Sign up the most people by 7:30PM PT tonight and we'll pay you $69,420!!!

Together, we will make Musk and Zuckerberg weep as they are consigned to the dustbin of history. Now dawns the age of Yowza!

YOWZAAA!

Cards Against Humanity”